Sandbutcud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered fly.

Sandbutcud created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sandbutcud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sandbutcud, it will turn you into a snail.

Sandbutcud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sandbutcud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Always help ants in need.