Kemtenfidhad is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, conceited
centipede.
Kemtenfidhad created Africa six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kemtenfidhad, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kemtenfidhad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Kemtenfidhad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Kemtenfidhad's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in the presence of ants.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never eat strawberries.
5. Feed all hungry voles.