Likjopflig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic crow.

Likjopflig created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Likjopflig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Likjopflig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Likjopflig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Likjopflig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never paint your face purple.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Likjopflig loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.