Homgumdog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent otter.

Homgumdog created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Homgumdog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homgumdog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Homgumdog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Homgumdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to pigs while wearing purple dresses.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look after injured voles.
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