Stafbestnut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody slug.

Stafbestnut created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Stafbestnut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stafbestnut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stafbestnut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stafbestnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing near squirrels.