Stafbestnut is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, moody
slug.
Stafbestnut created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.
If you believe in
Stafbestnut, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Stafbestnut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Stafbestnut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Stafbestnut's Holy Commandments1. Do not sit in public.
2. Do not dye your hair pink.
3. Never paint your head blue.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never sing near squirrels.