Sandbunnar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating hamster.

Sandbunnar created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbunnar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandbunnar, she will turn you into a worm.

Sandbunnar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sandbunnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Sandbunnar loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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