Budmetbop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome porpoise.

Budmetbop created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budmetbop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budmetbop, she will turn you into a goat.

Budmetbop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Budmetbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Do not take Budmetbop's name in vain.

5. Do not kill seals.