Rilbonkjigvagkapstanlid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, selfish crane.

Rilbonkjigvagkapstanlid created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbonkjigvagkapstanlid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilbonkjigvagkapstanlid, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rilbonkjigvagkapstanlid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rilbonkjigvagkapstanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Rilbonkjigvagkapstanlid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.