Lunbagven Strag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-confident pig.

Lunbagven Strag created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbagven Strag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunbagven Strag, he will ignore you.

Lunbagven Strag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lunbagven Strag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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