Latpaslin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying elephant.

Latpaslin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latpaslin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latpaslin, she will laugh at you.

Latpaslin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Latpaslin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help voles.

5. Never write about nebulae.