Ligyakgad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody cow.

Ligyakgad created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Ligyakgad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ligyakgad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ligyakgad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ligyakgad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Always pray immersed in water.