Sagrulxin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, weak beaver.

Sagrulxin created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrulxin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sagrulxin, it will turn you into a rock.

Sagrulxin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sagrulxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not take Sagrulxin's name in vain.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about special relativity.