Figvadfas is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing bat.

Figvadfas created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Figvadfas, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Figvadfas, he will be very unhappy.

Figvadfas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Figvadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not take Figvadfas' name in vain.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Never pour water over plants.