Negbonnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective badger.

Negbonnutt created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negbonnutt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negbonnutt, it will turn you into a sheep.

Negbonnutt's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Negbonnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from blue pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Negbonnutt's priests.

5. Never laugh in the presence of rats.