Tittettipin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain crow.

Tittettipin created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tittettipin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tittettipin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tittettipin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tittettipin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to moths while wearing blue stockings.

2. Retreat if seven rats approach from the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Hide if six otters approach from the west.