Quamvegarnrill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable wolf.

Quamvegarnrill created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamvegarnrill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quamvegarnrill, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quamvegarnrill's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Quamvegarnrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.