Lipbidyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy monkey.

Lipbidyog created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbidyog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lipbidyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lipbidyog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lipbidyog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Lipbidyog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about dark energy near dogs while wearing white shoes and balancing eight tin spheres on your neck.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.