Dotvilmat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful shark.

Dotvilmat created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotvilmat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dotvilmat, he will be very sad.

Dotvilmat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dotvilmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Dotvilmat loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.