Omingiddut Xinsogbat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust sheep.

Omingiddut Xinsogbat created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Omingiddut Xinsogbat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omingiddut Xinsogbat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Omingiddut Xinsogbat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Omingiddut Xinsogbat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Omingiddut Xinsogbat.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.