Xuckfemlin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humorless duck.

Xuckfemlin created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfemlin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckfemlin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Xuckfemlin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xuckfemlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about dark energy.