Nellmitham is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent manatee.

Nellmitham created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Nellmitham, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nellmitham, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nellmitham's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nellmitham's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.