Gudtipflat Bepfompoplabbabraksafapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, moody shrew.

Gudtipflat Bepfompoplabbabraksafapp created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudtipflat Bepfompoplabbabraksafapp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudtipflat Bepfompoplabbabraksafapp, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gudtipflat Bepfompoplabbabraksafapp's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gudtipflat Bepfompoplabbabraksafapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Respect your elders.