Hivbutcudwikxuc is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest
naga.
Hivbutcudwikxuc created the Sun five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivbutcudwikxuc, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Hivbutcudwikxuc, he will be very unhappy.
Hivbutcudwikxuc's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Hivbutcudwikxuc's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about snakes.
2. Always help sick doves.
3. Never bounce near ants.
4. Put Hivbutcudwikxuc first in all things.
5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hivbutcudwikxuc on top of all buildings.