Hivbutcudwikxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest naga.

Hivbutcudwikxuc created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbutcudwikxuc, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hivbutcudwikxuc, he will be very unhappy.

Hivbutcudwikxuc's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hivbutcudwikxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never bounce near ants.

4. Put Hivbutcudwikxuc first in all things.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hivbutcudwikxuc on top of all buildings.