Ruttdodfet is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, self-assured
butterfly.
Ruttdodfet created Africa two years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttdodfet, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ruttdodfet, it will try to impress you with trees.
Ruttdodfet's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Ruttdodfet's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.
2. Never feed lots of onions to hamsters while wearing fawn boots.
3. Never talk about solid mechanics.
4. Never paint your face blue.
5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.