Ruttdodfet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured butterfly.

Ruttdodfet created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdodfet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttdodfet, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ruttdodfet's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ruttdodfet's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Never feed lots of onions to hamsters while wearing fawn boots.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.