Migvogcud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage pigeon.

Migvogcud created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migvogcud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migvogcud, he will turn you into a frog.

Migvogcud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Migvogcud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Migvogcud on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear white rings.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Migvogcud loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.