Migvogcud is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, sage
pigeon.
Migvogcud created the universe seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Migvogcud, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Migvogcud, he will turn you into a frog.
Migvogcud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Migvogcud's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Migvogcud on top of all buildings.
2. Never wear white rings.
3. Never talk about quantum gravity.
4. Migvogcud loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.
5. Never pour water over plants.