Tadmegtamgatbagwit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet dryad.

Tadmegtamgatbagwit created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmegtamgatbagwit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadmegtamgatbagwit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tadmegtamgatbagwit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tadmegtamgatbagwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Tadmegtamgatbagwit on top of all buildings.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.