Kikbasscit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fussy mouse.

Kikbasscit created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbasscit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kikbasscit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kikbasscit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kikbasscit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing hats.
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