Vadlegapp is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair crab.

Vadlegapp created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlegapp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vadlegapp, he will laugh at you.

Vadlegapp's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vadlegapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vadlegapp on top of all buildings.

2. Vadlegapp loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Vadlegapp in the centre of the settlement.