Sagyokflam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying porpoise.

Sagyokflam created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagyokflam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagyokflam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sagyokflam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sagyokflam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five whales approach from the south.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about archaea.