Gubgilyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil seal.

Gubgilyim created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubgilyim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubgilyim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gubgilyim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gubgilyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to manatees while wearing brown dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hop near tapirs.

4. Never feed onions to nematodes while wearing shorts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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