Gunbapjabpan is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate
fish.
Gunbapjabpan created the universe five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gunbapjabpan, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gunbapjabpan, he will turn you into a frog.
Gunbapjabpan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Gunbapjabpan's Holy Commandments1. Never mention voles.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never feed lots of cherries to sharks while wearing orange dresses.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Never eat green fruit.