Homminnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane squirrel.

Homminnurt created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homminnurt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homminnurt, it will destroy your home solar system.

Homminnurt's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Homminnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Homminnurt on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Homminnurt.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.

5. Always help bats in need.