Hannutt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent raven.

Hannutt created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hannutt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hannutt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hannutt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.