Yattcemlibkom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane sheep.

Yattcemlibkom created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattcemlibkom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yattcemlibkom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yattcemlibkom's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yattcemlibkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never pour water over plants.