Vinfosslik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise hyena.

Vinfosslik created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfosslik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vinfosslik, he will turn you into a sheep.

Vinfosslik's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vinfosslik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near badgers.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Retreat if three horses approach from the east.