Wipcamdad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm penguin.

Wipcamdad created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Wipcamdad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipcamdad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wipcamdad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wipcamdad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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