Cimbegfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise chinchilla.

Cimbegfeb created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbegfeb, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cimbegfeb, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cimbegfeb's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cimbegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.