Sandbisskab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic chicken.

Sandbisskab created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbisskab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandbisskab, she will destroy your home planet.

Sandbisskab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sandbisskab's Holy Commandments

1. Sandbisskab loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.