Gedkanzak is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable
gerbil.
Gedkanzak created a charm quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Gedkanzak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gedkanzak, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Gedkanzak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Gedkanzak's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not take Gedkanzak's name in vain.