Gedkanzak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable gerbil.

Gedkanzak created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gedkanzak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedkanzak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gedkanzak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gedkanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Gedkanzak's name in vain.