Ruttgamhot is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, generous
elephant.
Ruttgamhot created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttgamhot, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Ruttgamhot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Ruttgamhot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Ruttgamhot's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Ruttgamhot's priests.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.
5. Do not wear platinum on your body.