Rillbugbet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring cobra.

Rillbugbet created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rillbugbet, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillbugbet, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rillbugbet's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rillbugbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Worship no other gods but Rillbugbet.