Rowsawhot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful dragon.

Rowsawhot created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsawhot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowsawhot, she will turn you into a goat.

Rowsawhot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rowsawhot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowsawhot.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.