Fabnurlrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent goose.

Fabnurlrul created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabnurlrul, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabnurlrul, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fabnurlrul's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fabnurlrul's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Hide if six dogs approach from the south.

4. Fabnurlrul must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.