Rigfad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish squid.

Rigfad created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Rigfad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigfad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rigfad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Rigfad on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.