Tanfligdan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm troll.

Tanfligdan created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfligdan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tanfligdan, she will send you a sign.

Tanfligdan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tanfligdan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.