Veenrullril is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent coyote.

Veenrullril created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenrullril, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veenrullril, it will strike you with lightening.

Veenrullril's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Veenrullril's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Veenrullril on top of all buildings.

2. Always help whales.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Hide if four snails approach from the south.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Veenrullril.