Dodpibvog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient yak.

Dodpibvog created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodpibvog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodpibvog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dodpibvog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dodpibvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dodpibvog's name in vain.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dodpibvog on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Dodpibvog on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.