Bogbonfly is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying centipede.

Bogbonfly created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbonfly, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogbonfly, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bogbonfly's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bogbonfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to doves while wearing yellow corsets.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. You must pray to Bogbonfly five times a day.

5. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the north.