Yakkipbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-knowing slug.

Yakkipbet created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Yakkipbet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yakkipbet, it will turn you into a tree.

Yakkipbet's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yakkipbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Yakkipbet loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Run away if eight gulls approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.