Linzodtail is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited coyote.

Linzodtail created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linzodtail, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Linzodtail, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Linzodtail's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Linzodtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Linzodtail must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must pray to Linzodtail four times a day.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Worship no other gods but Linzodtail.